Monday, November 29, 2010

i want a boyfriend so..

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well ive been meaning to do a blog about this
ages ago, but since exams are consuming so much
of my timee i havent had the chance to.
the inspiration for this current post comes
from my cousin .

i find it is a recurring motif shall we say
when she is struggling to do something
OR when she wants something
the thing she always says is
"i want a boyfriend so .. ____________"

for this blog im gonna list some of the
more weirder reasons why girls want boyfriends :)

try spot the ones ive said ?

i want a boyfriend so..



" ..he could get things for me
that were far off my reach "







"..i dont have to get up to change
the channel "








"..he can spontaneously bring me
flowers like a sweet boy♥ "







"..he can take me out on fancy dates
and put on a cute bow tie for me "







"..he can catch me whenever i fall"









"..i have someone who will protect me
24/7 365 whenever i need it "







"..i have someone to go on
random adventures with, who wont complain"










"..i have someone to be a fatty with,
who wouldnt make me feel guilty"








"..he'll attack anyone that would
ever mess with me or my food "








"..he can take care of me
when im coughing my brains out"








"..he'd remind me of things
that i wouldn't remember"







"..he can take really pretty
pictures of me "










"..i have someone to share the
same interests with"









"..he can bake for me"







"..i can be spoiled with goodies"







"..i have someone to help me with
my homework or assignments."







"..he's there to tell me off
when appropriate → eg. dont tap the glass"






I'm sure you've found this post quite weird , but yes
these are some reasons why girls want boyfriends .
Some reasons provoked by laziness , sad to say but quite true xD
or just like the thought of being loved and supported.

JUST REMEMBER YOU DONT NEED A BOYFRIEND
TO FEEL LOVED OR SUPPORTED CAUSE YOU HAVE
FRIENDS FOR THATT WHO ARE IRREPLACEABLE ,

i would know cause my friends are AWESOME

CIAO FOR NOW .

katwinky.x.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

bruises all over



i despise bruises .
..they swell,
...they make you feel pain ,
....keeps you from doing what you normally do properly.
PAIN IS SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE AVOID .
most people classify me as "clumsy"
what they accumulate to get to that conclusion, i do not know .

Recently, i went ice skating .
recently i mean yesterday
i gotta say i expected too much out of myself
i stacked it so many times .

the outcome from this experience ?
- my whole knee covered in bruises
colours varying from purple to pink to a dark grey.
-scratches on my forearm
- epic headache
→LEARNT I SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL .

isnt that what the normal outcome of getting hurt is ? learning to be more careful next time ? Somehow we are always ignorant to those experiences and carry on like this.

well pain can be determined as being suffered
both EXTERNALLY and INTERNALLY .



THOSE COMFORTING EXTERNAL SUFFERING
" OHEMGEE , ARE YOU OKAY ?! -helps you up- "

COMFORTING INTERNAL SUFFERING
" umm its okay, keep your head up "

why is internal comforting much harder to recover from that external suffering? its not fair.

and just some bruises .. that can just never heal. Although we may supress them they resurface sooner or later.

its not a thing that can be fixed by certain words
or any slight gestures, although it makes us forget for a few moments
it doesnt let us forget that pain that lingers within us.

it chases after us , haunts our being .
no ONE person can understand you fully ,
yes you can get people who understand parts of what
you go through and certain circumstances , but noone
can ever understand yourself fully as much as you understand yourself.

i wish there was, but thats pretty unrealistic.

i miss how my life once was, COME BACK TO MEEE PLEASE :(

we always yearn for that moment where
we get out of this rut we're suffering from .
believing that cliche line ..
" there is light at the end of the tunnel"
i think the only time where i feel safe from pain
is in my dreams , its where everything roams free
and its up to you to make what you want come alive :)


hehe cuteness :3

ill leave you with something to think about.
i heard this saying before ..
you could be surrounded by a sea of people, but never feel like you belong.


katwinky.x.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

pet peeves .

aish , dont you ever have those certain things
where you just absolutely cant stand
like it annoys you so much it fully makes you
CRINGEEEE like heck .
these are called pet peeves :)

Here is a list of some of my pet peeves ..

People who chew gum like angry cows .
it annoys me SOO much , apparently i give one of those "ergh" looks.
i cant help it, its like you can literally just see everything
going on in their mouth and that incessant sound drives me bonkers.


People who eat/drink something and leave like
the tinniest bit left so they dont need to chuck it .

SERIOUSLY , the bin wouldnt be that far .. and you kinda feel
discontented when you run out ):


People who stare at other peoples marks
ehh if people wanted to show their marks they wouldnt
be hiding it so discreetly, learn to respect it .


You know how most pens have lids and they have that little
line that sticks out of the lid , well all my pens , that part
that sticks out has to be alligned to the words of the pen.

i know im weird like that , but it just annoys me . i do it
to my friend's pens as well , it makes me feel better inside
that the pens are alligned :D



Guys Pre-shaving stage
like you see the stache start growing and its NOTICEABLE
and they dont shave it, especially asians since like we dont
have much hair so it kinda just grows in random places kinda thing?
when you talk to guys like that, im sorry but i cant stop staring
at it..its quite distracting ><"


When i get told to " GO TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH"
such a derogatory phrase to say. i mean i get its a joke
but like about the 20th time , no euphemism there btw , it
just get irritating. from personal experience when i have been
in a kitchen, ive been told to get out due to being a safety hazard.
think hard next time when you say that to me :) and other random
sexist jokes


When people are sick and cough/sneeze near you
asdfghjkl PLEASE DONT DO ITTTT , i fully cringe . its just as
bad as me eating the tissue you just sneezed on .. EWWW RIGHT ?!
exactly .


People who stare at me
it makes me super paranoid , do i have something on my face ?
am i doing something wrong? am i wearing my shirt backwards ..?
OH AND WHEN THEY STARE AT ME EAT. if you know me you know i eat a lot
so im sorta self-conscious when people stare at me eat, i get
kinda intimidated that i just dont eat .


Unfit men who wear speedos
MANNNNNNNN, FOR THE SAKE OF NOT SOILING PEOPLES EYES PLEASE
JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM . im sorry .. no .. you dont look good
in them and we want to enjoy our day at the beach/pool
not get scarred by that eerie sight that will stay embedded in
our minds, YUCK~!


Those really inappropriate ads you get late at night
or even during the day time on the radio .

i dont really ever wanna see those things while im up watchign tv
and its just completely awkward when youre with your parents
in the car and one of those ads come on.


i WAS gonna post some pics, but no it wont lemme upload them.
very gay T_______T"

katwinky.x.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

the lady killer .

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im really into this song atm .
the cleaner version is called
" Forget You " by Cee Lo Green .
its kinda cute and funny really .

A little boy at a cafe ..
he sees some guy taking the girl he loves
tries to win her back with a toy truck
gets up his courage to go up to her
he shows that he can offer her the truck
then the girl rejects him for a guy
with a toy ferrari
SHES A HEARTBREAKER
but he still loves her ..

Now high school ..
he works at the cafe now
he sees the girl from a distance and approaches her
with a boquet of flowers .
a little boy gets in the way of giving it to that girl
and never got the chance to give it to her .
but he still loves her..

Now college ..
eating at the cafe
he tells the lady to bring that girl a plate
with an illustration of how he felt about that girl → ♥
she finally gets what he is trying to give her
what does she do ?
she walks up to him and pours the food all over him .
SHES SUCHA HEARTBREAKER
he questions why he still loves her..

Now successful..
hes deemed the LADY KILLER
hes got some cash flow baby , ka-ching ($)
the girl is mopping floors
he finally realises that the pain wasnt worth it
and gets over the girl

THE END :) WHAT A LOVELY STORY !

moral of the story?
its sweet to continously pursue a girl,
but sometimes you gotta learn that
some girls arent worth it haha x)


LYRICS BRO .
I see you driving 'round town
With the girl i love and i'm like,
forget you,
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough i'm like,
Forget you,
And forget her too!
I said, if i was richer, i'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shi.. (ain't that some shi...
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Forget you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Yeah i'm sorry, i can't afford a ferrari,
But that don't mean i can't get you there.
I guess he's an xbox and i'm more atari,
But the way you play your game ain't fair.

I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shi.. she's a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend

Now i know, that i had to borrow,
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
'Cause being in love with you ass ain't cheap.

I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she's a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Ooh! I really hate yo ass right now

Now baby, baby, baby, why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
"this is one for your dad"
(your dad, your dad, your dad)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy lady? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!

katwinky.x.