Monday, July 4, 2011

Trade secrets

do you want all the girls to fall head over heels for you? this is the blog post for you :D


i'll try my best to help you guys out,
not only for your benefit,
but the world could do with more chivalrous men.
so it's a winwin situation right ? ^^


to decipher whether you're chivalrous or not, answering the following:
If you went on an outing and a girl says she's gonna go walk home
and at the time, it was raining, dark and late would you..

a) Wave goodbye
b) Ignore her
c) Offer to walk her home
d) Leg it for the train/bus
*answer at bottom of page


Some things you need to know before we get started..
1.Girls already have certain expectations when they look for a guy. It's built in their head from rom-com movies, dramas etc.  So bring your A-game in the romantic department boys. 
even though they don't expect these "drama" moments
 to occur in real life, secretly inside they're waiting 
for the right guy to make it come true for em.

titanic , ngaww .
2. Lame pick up lines don't do you any favours. It just makes you seem sleazy and desperate. Just be yourself ( i know that phrase is totally cliche, but it's true)
no, just no.
3. Insulting us ain't gonna make us fall for you. I mean there is an extent and a boundary for that and if you cross the no-go zone, man you will be like on their hit list.
we ain't gonna stand for yo crap :P
4. We don't like being lied to.
we are fragile creatures.
There are two possibilities..


To be a good boyfriend:
Boys become men when they 
1. follow you when you walk out
2. call you back when you hang up
3. hug you when you punch him
4. kiss you when you nag
5. watch chick-flicks with you
6. tolerate your crying over love stories
7. hand you the remote control
8. pass on booze night just to listen to your rantings
9. don't flare up when you give car directions
10. says "i'm sorry" and tells you he needs you
11. notice the little things makes her realise you pay attention
12. ask for her opinion to know she's valued
13. text her "how's your day?" to let her know you're
thinking about her throughout the day
14. never leave her when she pushes you away
15. being yourself and genuinely care for them

To be a good guy best friend:
The Best G-biffle
1. Be with her when she needs you
2. Don't take "i'm fine.." as an excuse to stop talking to her
3. Walk her home when it's late
4. Loyal and be able to keep her secrets
5. Check up on her once in a while
6. Offer her your jacket when she's cold/offer umbrella when raining
7. Doing the best you can to help her
8. Someone who knows to be on your side
9. Someone who's mature and you can rely on them for advice
10. Letting her know she can herself when she's with you aka PIG OUT

this is definitely me xD




* Answer: C (statistics show answers are most likely C)

katwinky.x.

1 comment:

  1. ahahaha .
    I LIKE (:

    p.s that 'boys become men when they ..' SOO taxed the first ten off me P: (well my photo xD)

    LOVE YOU !

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