an apple a day keeps the doctor away

i should have ate more apples :(
well ive been constantly sick now
for the past week and a bit maybe ?
having trouble with eating properly T_____T"
SO SADDDD -cries
ill skip on the dets but yes , not a good
way to start of a hectic term of year 12 .

besides from that ive been having trouble
breathing ):
like not the, you see a really good looking
guy that takes your breath away ,
its more like OHCRAP I CANT BREATHE CAUSE
MY LUNGS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME kinda trouble .

sucks yes ?

well being the obedient child i am
i decided to conform to the likes of waiting
in a line for an hour to see a doctor which
took around 5mins to diagnose me .

Her theory/cures for my problem .
Having trouble eating.
►Stay away from all dairy/seafood kinda products
and [drink cordial ] ← ehh what ?

WELL APPARENTLY CORDIAL HAS SOME MAGICAL INGREDIENT
that would make me feel better, i dont know how that works, but
trusting the doctor i told my mother and this is what she says

" CORDIAL O____O" ITS ALL SUGAR AND MAKE YOU HYPERACTIVE , lets just buy you some yakult. ITS MUCH MORE HEALTHY ^^"

i was pretty happy, yakult was like THE CHILDHOOD DRINK .
I WAS SO HAPPY AFTER CONSUMING IT ,
cute little bottle in my oversized hand,
its like youre holding a novelty toy x)
..anywho SIDETRACKINGG .

Trouble breathing
► Before she determined what was wrong with me,
she wanted to test my lungs.
she walked over to this box thing and got this tube
kinda thing which looked sorta like a needle .
being my paranoid self i started panicking .

WHERE IS SHE GONNA INJECT ME? WHY DO YOU NEED SUCHA BIG NEEDLE FOR?!


then she attached a weird cylinder thing onto it ,
my thoughts immediately changed .
OHCRAP SHES GONNA PUT IT SOMEWHERE ..AWKWARD !!

she walks over to me slowly ,
" can you put this in your ...-suspense- ..mouth and blow for me please :)"

SIGH OF RELIEF MANNNN !!

she asked me if ive ever taken one of these tests before
she then taught mee how to do it .
she said to put my mouth around it, take a deep breath
and BLOW AS HARD AS YOU CAN AS QUICK AS YOU CAN .
first and second go was a fail, third times the charm :)
she said that i had good oxygen flow to my lungs, but then she
told me what i had .

HYPERVENTILATION SYNDROME.

She carried on to explain that a normal person
takes around 15 breaths per minute, but in my case
my lungs sends signals to my brain that i need more air
so then i have trouble breathing cause my nitrogen levels
to be low in my body.

most likely cause ? stress

She suggested that when i have trouble breathing
i should use a bag and breathe in and out so that
i can collect the nitrogen/carbon dioxide that i lost .
OR i could take short breaths .
ATTEMPTED TO DO IT . result ? looking like a sped T______T"
but it kinda helps :)
she said theres no medical curefor it ,
but she says if i have so much trouble breathing
i might faint and the fainting will cure my "syndrome"
so .. i hope i faint some time soon ..
ON SOMETHING SOFT AND COMFY PLEASE ><" or a prince charming can come save me :D

QUOTE OF THE DAY :
GIRLS : -listening to ipod during class-
TEACHER: GIRLS , TAKE OFF YOUR HEARING AID RIGHT NOW
GIRLS/CLASS : HUH ? O______O"
TEACHER: you are much too young to have the hearing aid.
GIRLS/CLASS: -realises he is talking about the ipod earphones-

LOLLL ~!

hope i get better soon -sniffs

katwinky.x.