Friday, October 8, 2010

asian etiquette .

yes, i am asian
no im NOT related to jackie chan .
i get annoyed when people come to you
assuming certain things just cause of your race .

For instance .
#1 - Ching Chong isn't a word in any asian language
nor does saying asian last names, let you make any sense .
#2 - Assuming all asian can't speak english is stupid.
Yes, we sometimes do have accents, but we still understand you.
#3 - Not all asians are yellow.
#4- Not every single asian knows a form of martial arts
and if we do don't think we know Mr. Miyagi.
#5 - Just cause we have smaller eyes doesn't mean
we can't see far away.
#5 - It may come as a shock, but not all asians are
ridiculously good at maths .
#6 - Don't assume asian people speak an actual asian language, they could
be brought up accustomed to a certain culture, other than asian.
#7 - We cannot catch flies with chopsticks, maybe some can, but not
are all that skilled, nor can all asian use chopsticks .
i can vouch for that :)
#8 - Not all asians are FOBS ( Fresh Off Boat),or do asian poses .
#9 - WE ARE NOT ALL SHORT , do you not see YAO MING , hed pwn your ass :)
#10 - AND WE DONT ALL LOVE RICEE, personally i do though, I NEED MY CARBS IN MEEE TO BE A GROWING CHILD ^^

Inspiration for my blog .
Guy : OI EXCUSE MEEEEE
Me : - turns around in confusion -
Guy : DOOOO YOUUUUUU KNOWWWWW WHATTTTT THEEEE TIMEEEE - points to watch- ISSSS ??? :)
Me : huh ... wth .
Guy: Oh sorry CHING CHANG CHONG CHUNG . :D
Me : - walks away-



Please enjoy this cute baby :) , courtesy of google images.

katwinky.x.

3 comments:

  1. LOL i would've kicked that guy in the groin if he said that to me. what a douche.
    WE GOT ENOUGH BOGANS IN DURAL ALREADY jeez XD

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  2. Asians are awesome. :DDD HIGH FIVEEE.

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  3. wow kyla didn`t know you had a blog !

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