sped, i am .

THOSE SPED DAYS .. im sure youve encountered them .
unlike me , i encounter them most days .
quite sad really xD
you learn to deal with it.

Some of the sped things that
ive seen from other people this week include ..

J : -talking about how certain animals mate-
Me : EWWW WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THISS
ITS SOO DISGUSTING AND ICKYYYY ~!!
J : lol even if it is ..its part of human nature .
Me: : LOL WHATT ? HUMAN nature ?!
J: OHCRAP , i meant mother nature .

LOL #1.

S : hey , i totally forgot you were filo
J : shes filo ??
Me : J , do you know what filo is ?
J : err yea like philedelphia ?
Me : LOLL HUH?!
J : you know where the cream cheese is from? , philadelphia cream cheese .
Me : HAHAHAHHAHAHA YOURE SAYIN I COME FROM A LAND OF CHEESES .

LOL #2 .

this is only some of those sped moments
that i encountered this week .
DW I HAVE MY FAIR SHAREEE OF EM
and i shall share some em with you .

B A C K G R O U N D
i was talking to my cousin about a bball player called
SHAQ ? i think thats how you spell it ><
and she was saying how he had a sped moment on tv .
it was along the lines of an interviewer asking shaq
about his visit to the parthenon ( historical landmark in greece)
and his answer being ..
" ive been to too many night clubs to remember which one the parthenon was"
UMM LOL SPED MOMENT .

S P E D # 1
whilst telling me the story about the parthenon ..
C : -insert text- ..lala parthenon
Me : whats the parthenon ?
C : WHAT?! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE PARTHENON IS ?!
Me : err is it like the evolved pokemon of like a python or something ?
C : LOL HAHAHAHA ROFL LMAO .
Me : T_______T SCREW YOU .

B A C K G R O U N D
i was in chemistry and lately ive been
really tired for reasons unknown lol :)
and we were doing this mini test in class and i fully
blanked on what i was thinking ..

S P E D #2
The Question was ..
Why is it necessary to exclude air from catalytic and thermal cracking ?
My answer ..
When air is included , it go BOOM .

MEGA SPED .

B A C K G R O U N D
my friend was telling me to meet her at gloria jeans
in borders .. i dont really go into book stores much
especially in that surburb so i wasnt 100% sure where it was ..
this was me in borders looking for gloria jeans .

S P E D # 3
Me : -walks into every aisle of borders-
where the heck is gloria jeans ive looked everywhere ..
maybe its some hidden thing ..
-taps and touches wall to see if there is a secret door-
RAGEQUIT and calls my friend .
R : Hey where are you ?
Me: Im at borders ..but i dno where it is ..
R : LOL ILL COME AND GET YOU
Me : -walks to entrance-
R : -walks downstairs from borders-
Me : since when was there stairs here ..

REDEFINING SPED .


THE GODFATHER OF ALL SPEDNESS :D hubba hubba .

katwinky.x.